Hi! Our local newpaper posts silly jokes every day. I've incorporated one into my routine. It is a real groaner!
My uncle was admitted to this hospital recently. You may have read about it in the paper. Yes, it was the accident in the uphostery factory.
My uncle fell into the machinery. They took quite good care of him here. He's completely recovered now.

I loved the joke! My daughter was standing next to me while I was reading,my loud blurt of laughter scared her to pieces! Get the glue...

Another man was admitted to the hospital because he swallowed a roll of film. So far nothing has developed!

Another hospital joke
My uncle is in the hospital because he swallowed a quarter. As of today still no change!!

I was called done to surgery because a man swallowed a bullet. I said dont point him at anyone untill i get there.